Bernie Bridges, the most popular fourth grader at Rotten School, has got it made with loyal friends, a girlfriend (even if she pretends she?s not), and even a heated waterbed! But what Bernie doesn?t have is a solid-gold digital watch with forty-two functions like his archrival Sherman Oaks.

Packed with three dozen hilariously disgusting half-tone illustrations by Trip Park, readers won?t be able to resist the madness at Rotten School?where good is good, bad is better, and rotten is the absolute best!